How About Something In A Nice Plaid?

Amish chic . . . correction, Amish lady at the Speedway last night; obviously not buying gasoline, but did saunter up to the counter with a pack of smokes in her hand, half gallon of milk and a six pack of Miller Light long necks. So I'm thinking to myself: "If she had only gotten here sooner, she could have beaten the Amish rush and wouldn't have missed out on the Yoder Light before it was all gone."